So it was a celebration of the combination of mine, the Fabulous Mr Ben and Mr Bens mothers birthdays this Saturday. After sending Ben to buy tights in Marks and Spencer's (which caused much hilarity as he described as something from the Matrix where Neo asked for guns and rows and rows of them appear. It was the same but with tights) and getting changed in the back of the car we meet the folks and head on down to the Turkish restaurant on Gloucester Road. Much wine was consumed, which resulted in myself throwing half a glass of it in Bens lap on the left and throwing my knife at his mother on the right. Neil, Bens sister Elizabeths partner, told us a wonderful story about some tosser he had to sit down at a company meal who was hideously rude but was called Voc. But now known as "fuck" which was rather apt.
Once we finished and said out goodbyes, Ben and i thought we would stop off and have a night cap in the Rising sun, which meant a lot of rum was consumed and we got to, yet again, see the bouncer put a man in a headlock and throw him out. I have decided for my birthday i want to ask him to put me in a headlock and have a friend take a picture, i'm not sure he will go for it but i can but try.
Ben and i finally stumbled home and consumed more Rum then both fell asleep in his bed fully clothed. I woke about 7.30am and tried to sneak out and into my bed because my bra was killing me and i was slightly disappointed that we weren't more naked! Only because apparently the two of us having sex is inevitable , it's just a case of when according to mystic marianne (love you :P )
Ended up having breakfast this morning which was lovely, Elizabeth made special cakes with wonderful decorations on them, ones depicting pac man, james bond and ones with massive teeth on them for me! Ben and i then went Tescos to buy cat food which resulted in the both of us experiencing "The curious incident of the cat food at the self-service till" which was Ben throwing a box of cat food half way across the shop. We made a hasty exit and now i have taken up residence on the sofa where i plan to stay for the foreseeable future! Thank god i don't work Mondays!
4 comments:
I see....I see embarrassing drunken fumbles....I see, the england boxers....i see, uncomfortable silences ;)
Lucky ben get's to witness some canadian doom metal this evening, a known cure for hangovers.
I can assure you there was no fumbling of any kind, though i did roll over and face planted right into his crotch. Good times.
I slipped and fell!
honest!
Pah!
You slipped and fell you gayer
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