in the fridge i have
parmasan
guacamole
cheese
lazy garlic
mouldy bread
peanut butter.
Monday, 31 March 2008
Why online dating really does suck
I just received this;
hi,
i meet you for the first time, then take u to my place and the room is filled with flowers, then i pour u a glass of red wine and we talk for 2 mins but my mind is all over you, and i come closer and i look into ur eyes, and i touch ur face and ur lips and ur hips and i start to kiss u slowly on ur lips and ur neck and ur ears and you could feel me breathe so sensual, then i undress ur lovely gown and carry u to the bed and i start to caress and kiss ur body and i kiss ur nipples and then go down on ur navel and then back up again to kiss u so deeply that i can taste the red wine and u give me a light moan saying.. " cici take me",, i slide down and run my fingers on ur throbbing pussy and flick the clitoris a bit and u give a gentle surge forward and part ur legs, i come in contact with ur wet juicy and pink cunt and begin to lick u from top to bottom, top to bottom, top to bottom and i push my face so hard into ur cunt and taste ur juice and i glance at u and see you biting ur lips, and then i start to suck u so hard that u could pop i sucked and sucked...sucked, flicking my tongue up and down, left to right, so slowly and then i increase the tempo, i slip my index finger as well to give u some tightness and u squealed and u moaned...fuck me cici....pls fuck me cici...and my big black dick was so hard and throbbing with veins, and i undressed keeping eye contact with you and i slid into u slowly, u can feel my veins against ur pussy wall, and i pused in my waist so deep, it was so warm and hot u exploded instantly and i slowly pulled it out again and u moaned...oh cici pleaaaase...then i went in again and started with a circular rythm getting all the wetness round my dic and then i went in straight and fucked u slowly and u pulled ur crotch so close to mine and we always met in the middle and i started fucking u hard with ur boobs juggling and down, i run my hands on ur nipple while i fuck u, then i thrust deeply...to the sides..then the other sides and then the middle, u screamedout so loudly then i say whats my name and u say oh fucking cici, fuck me harder...and i said yeah..., i fucked u harder, harder..harder..harder...harder, u say baby i want to cum again and i say oh baby hold it there, am done yet..., i turned u around, doggy style and u arched so beautifully and with ur cute round ass looking at me, u wiggled and said...go for it baby, and i slide int u again, and u gave me the coitus reservation thing and i said..."work it baby", and i started pounding slowly, slowly, then i fucked harder with my finger underneath ur pussy flipping as i fuck,....flipping as i fuck,....flipping as i fuck,...flipping as i fuck,...., u turned around and our eyes met with clean sweat dripping on ur bouncing ass and u screamed "oh cici fuck me, dont let me go...i want u so badly, yeah, right there..fuck me..oh shit oh baby am about to cum...and i said "yeah baby go for it am cumming with u, and i scream baby are u ready?...u said "yeah baby give it to me"...."yeah baby give it to me"....and i moaned, baby where do u want it...all over me baby u moaned back...and then i fucked harder...finger fucking you..as well..harder, harder, harder......babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.......i pulled out and u spun around and closed up to me with eyes full of lust, lips apart and all wet and i screamed, oh take it...i jerked all my cum all over your boobs, face and it was so hot and much that it dripped all over you, u flicked ur tongue all over ur face and gave me that lustfull desire of satsifaction, and said baby....u are the bomb....and i said panting...."no! you are the bomb maker" we collapsed on each others arm and i flicked my fingers through ur hair and kissed ur forehead while u sleep off like baby, my baby of inestimable value....
do u like that, am sure you did.
keep in touch and holla back okay with something nice
cici..xx
I informed him i don't have sex with people who are illiterate on a first date but thank you anyway.
hi,
i meet you for the first time, then take u to my place and the room is filled with flowers, then i pour u a glass of red wine and we talk for 2 mins but my mind is all over you, and i come closer and i look into ur eyes, and i touch ur face and ur lips and ur hips and i start to kiss u slowly on ur lips and ur neck and ur ears and you could feel me breathe so sensual, then i undress ur lovely gown and carry u to the bed and i start to caress and kiss ur body and i kiss ur nipples and then go down on ur navel and then back up again to kiss u so deeply that i can taste the red wine and u give me a light moan saying.. " cici take me",, i slide down and run my fingers on ur throbbing pussy and flick the clitoris a bit and u give a gentle surge forward and part ur legs, i come in contact with ur wet juicy and pink cunt and begin to lick u from top to bottom, top to bottom, top to bottom and i push my face so hard into ur cunt and taste ur juice and i glance at u and see you biting ur lips, and then i start to suck u so hard that u could pop i sucked and sucked...sucked, flicking my tongue up and down, left to right, so slowly and then i increase the tempo, i slip my index finger as well to give u some tightness and u squealed and u moaned...fuck me cici....pls fuck me cici...and my big black dick was so hard and throbbing with veins, and i undressed keeping eye contact with you and i slid into u slowly, u can feel my veins against ur pussy wall, and i pused in my waist so deep, it was so warm and hot u exploded instantly and i slowly pulled it out again and u moaned...oh cici pleaaaase...then i went in again and started with a circular rythm getting all the wetness round my dic and then i went in straight and fucked u slowly and u pulled ur crotch so close to mine and we always met in the middle and i started fucking u hard with ur boobs juggling and down, i run my hands on ur nipple while i fuck u, then i thrust deeply...to the sides..then the other sides and then the middle, u screamedout so loudly then i say whats my name and u say oh fucking cici, fuck me harder...and i said yeah..., i fucked u harder, harder..harder..harder...harder, u say baby i want to cum again and i say oh baby hold it there, am done yet..., i turned u around, doggy style and u arched so beautifully and with ur cute round ass looking at me, u wiggled and said...go for it baby, and i slide int u again, and u gave me the coitus reservation thing and i said..."work it baby", and i started pounding slowly, slowly, then i fucked harder with my finger underneath ur pussy flipping as i fuck,....flipping as i fuck,....flipping as i fuck,...flipping as i fuck,...., u turned around and our eyes met with clean sweat dripping on ur bouncing ass and u screamed "oh cici fuck me, dont let me go...i want u so badly, yeah, right there..fuck me..oh shit oh baby am about to cum...and i said "yeah baby go for it am cumming with u, and i scream baby are u ready?...u said "yeah baby give it to me"...."yeah baby give it to me"....and i moaned, baby where do u want it...all over me baby u moaned back...and then i fucked harder...finger fucking you..as well..harder, harder, harder......babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.......i pulled out and u spun around and closed up to me with eyes full of lust, lips apart and all wet and i screamed, oh take it...i jerked all my cum all over your boobs, face and it was so hot and much that it dripped all over you, u flicked ur tongue all over ur face and gave me that lustfull desire of satsifaction, and said baby....u are the bomb....and i said panting...."no! you are the bomb maker" we collapsed on each others arm and i flicked my fingers through ur hair and kissed ur forehead while u sleep off like baby, my baby of inestimable value....
do u like that, am sure you did.
keep in touch and holla back okay with something nice
cici..xx
I informed him i don't have sex with people who are illiterate on a first date but thank you anyway.
Le sigh but on a good note
Why cant people be honest. Ever. Why do i have to be left here feeling even more rubbish then when i started?
Fucks sake.
Apart from now feeling like a hideous beast i did have a lovely day with benny ben ben ben sideburn farmer ben. I suggested we did something fun...so we walked up a hill, and arrived at the tinto lounge where much jollity and racial slurring was unleashed on the unsuspecting public. I had pie, it was tasty but it gave me a bad tummy...well it was that or the sausage bagette i had for breakfast. I might say it was the baggette. I cant spell bagettee. So tomorrow i go in search of food at the shops, i might take the bus but i dont think i have the right change so i might walk into town...i have to go to the Drs anyway and get my miracle anti birth device removed...of course i have to actually register with them first. I also need to find out if my rent has come out early. Lots of jobs!
Well to my own bed i go. Its back to the sofa for me apparently. I cannot wait till i get my car then i can fuck off staying at the pub forever.
Fucks sake.
Apart from now feeling like a hideous beast i did have a lovely day with benny ben ben ben sideburn farmer ben. I suggested we did something fun...so we walked up a hill, and arrived at the tinto lounge where much jollity and racial slurring was unleashed on the unsuspecting public. I had pie, it was tasty but it gave me a bad tummy...well it was that or the sausage bagette i had for breakfast. I might say it was the baggette. I cant spell bagettee. So tomorrow i go in search of food at the shops, i might take the bus but i dont think i have the right change so i might walk into town...i have to go to the Drs anyway and get my miracle anti birth device removed...of course i have to actually register with them first. I also need to find out if my rent has come out early. Lots of jobs!
Well to my own bed i go. Its back to the sofa for me apparently. I cannot wait till i get my car then i can fuck off staying at the pub forever.
Friday, 28 March 2008
The new Mantra
Once upon a time, a Charlie asked a guy "Will you marry me?"The guy said, "NO!"And Charlie lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, went on holidays, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased and farted whenever she wanted.
Thursday, 27 March 2008
Times are changing
Sorry its been so long, ive been at the pub for the best part of two weeks. So what has happend?! Well last Tuesday brought the arrival of Dave, Bens (not my ben barman ben) gf's mate. He seemed nice, a date insued on Wednesday and we got on well. However. The second date...well me going to his house on Sunday was horrific. The man kisses like an over enthusiastic donkey. I made my excuses and left quite quickly. He is a very nice, sweet guy but just not what i am looking for, he lives in this horrible house right under the toilet in a small dingy room. Maybe i am just being shallow i dont know, or even picky but he just wasnt for me.
Last Saturday brought the arrival of MMA fighter Paul. He is a friend of Seans and is mate and seemed quite pleasant at first, till he had a few too many. He threatened to beat up Ben (thats sideburn ben) then cornered me in the kitchen right against the cooker whilst only wearing his underpants. You may be laughing and quite frankly i dont blame you, but i was petrified. This man is strong enough to floor people twice his size and he wouldnt let me go. If i am honest i cried myself to sleep that night. It brought back some of the worst memories and feelings of fear and being trapped i only really have started to feel ok about now...especially after Monday...
Yes Monday was horrible. It started off wonderfully. A few of us went to the Coddy for lunch, and it was nice. I felt likea real grown up. Then Grace, Ben, Kev and I went to go look at a local dogging site which made me laugh more then anything. Then we went to this pub Ben liked and we had a pint of cider in there. We went back to the pub and imet the Italien girl Sean has hired. Speaks naff English but he likes her so i cant say or do much there. Seems to be a theme of hiring pretty skinny girls at the moment but im so fed up with myself at the moment i cant be arsed to start comparing. Anyway, later on in the evening Ben (sideburns)and i are upstairs. We have had a really nice cosy chat, the sort of ones we have not very often and we are drinking larger when we decide we want some chicken. When i went downstairs i saw Simon was there, Simon is one of the barmans friends who insulted me the other night and made me feel really bad about myself. I started shouting and swearing at him, but as i was a bit drunk i thought he knew it was a joke but obviously it didnt come out that way. When i came back from getting chicken i went behind the bar to get chicken and Sean stood in front of me and told me to "get the fuck out of his pub". i was shocked, ihad no idea about what i had done. I went upstairs, told Ben i had to go and packed my stuff. Sean followed me up and shouted at me. He has never shouted at me before and all those memories from Paul and the other stuff came back. I know Sean would never lay a finger on me but i was still so scared. I was shaking uncontrollably and crying and i couldnt look at him. To be honest i was in the wrong, it didnt make it particularly obvious to Simon i wasnt being serious and it looked bad in front of everyone. Sean hugged me in the end and told me not to go home but i couldnt stop crying for the rest of the night. It was awful.
And just to add the icing on the cake my other job at Threshers is just shit, they have basically turned me into a manager and to be honest i just cant be arsed. I just wanted a nice little shop job where i could do some shelf stacking and some book reading, but no. Sigh.
Anyway i think thats enough update for now ha ha :D
Last Saturday brought the arrival of MMA fighter Paul. He is a friend of Seans and is mate and seemed quite pleasant at first, till he had a few too many. He threatened to beat up Ben (thats sideburn ben) then cornered me in the kitchen right against the cooker whilst only wearing his underpants. You may be laughing and quite frankly i dont blame you, but i was petrified. This man is strong enough to floor people twice his size and he wouldnt let me go. If i am honest i cried myself to sleep that night. It brought back some of the worst memories and feelings of fear and being trapped i only really have started to feel ok about now...especially after Monday...
Yes Monday was horrible. It started off wonderfully. A few of us went to the Coddy for lunch, and it was nice. I felt likea real grown up. Then Grace, Ben, Kev and I went to go look at a local dogging site which made me laugh more then anything. Then we went to this pub Ben liked and we had a pint of cider in there. We went back to the pub and imet the Italien girl Sean has hired. Speaks naff English but he likes her so i cant say or do much there. Seems to be a theme of hiring pretty skinny girls at the moment but im so fed up with myself at the moment i cant be arsed to start comparing. Anyway, later on in the evening Ben (sideburns)and i are upstairs. We have had a really nice cosy chat, the sort of ones we have not very often and we are drinking larger when we decide we want some chicken. When i went downstairs i saw Simon was there, Simon is one of the barmans friends who insulted me the other night and made me feel really bad about myself. I started shouting and swearing at him, but as i was a bit drunk i thought he knew it was a joke but obviously it didnt come out that way. When i came back from getting chicken i went behind the bar to get chicken and Sean stood in front of me and told me to "get the fuck out of his pub". i was shocked, ihad no idea about what i had done. I went upstairs, told Ben i had to go and packed my stuff. Sean followed me up and shouted at me. He has never shouted at me before and all those memories from Paul and the other stuff came back. I know Sean would never lay a finger on me but i was still so scared. I was shaking uncontrollably and crying and i couldnt look at him. To be honest i was in the wrong, it didnt make it particularly obvious to Simon i wasnt being serious and it looked bad in front of everyone. Sean hugged me in the end and told me not to go home but i couldnt stop crying for the rest of the night. It was awful.
And just to add the icing on the cake my other job at Threshers is just shit, they have basically turned me into a manager and to be honest i just cant be arsed. I just wanted a nice little shop job where i could do some shelf stacking and some book reading, but no. Sigh.
Anyway i think thats enough update for now ha ha :D
Monday, 10 March 2008
Charlie Kick Ass
So had a bit of a set to in the pub and had a customer threaten me and on e of the other member of staff and hurl a glass at me. Bastard. Takes a real man to threaten to hit a 5ft tall girl doesnt it? So a group of 10 Ket junkies were kicked out of the pub and barred, with the help of the police. So started my 13 hour shift on saturday. Never again.
Start the new job tomorrow so that will be interesting! Mr Nurse came over tonight and we didnt have sex. He doesn't get sex. I flashed my boobs seductively a few times though to wind him up. It worked. I win ;)
Still fancy Seans mate like mad.
Start the new job tomorrow so that will be interesting! Mr Nurse came over tonight and we didnt have sex. He doesn't get sex. I flashed my boobs seductively a few times though to wind him up. It worked. I win ;)
Still fancy Seans mate like mad.
Wednesday, 5 March 2008
March already?
So i have a maybe new job in the Wine rack up the road from the pub which is good, i star on friday. Ive worked everyday since thursday so far bar friday night and tonight. Go me! Also tried talking to boys yesterday. I cant do it. I come out with some random bollocks and they think im a twat. Its so depressing. I used to be able to flirt with people and now i come across as a crazy bitch who will probably have a lot of cats n the future. Rob and Clare were hardly positive last week, Rob even said i gave the impression i only wanted sex, but when i asked him how he got that impression he said he didnt know :S Fucking retarded. Hopefully things will be getting better soon, still have a ton of money issues but i guess till the bailifs come who cares :P
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