Monday, 31 March 2008

Why online dating really does suck

I just received this;

hi,
i meet you for the first time, then take u to my place and the room is filled with flowers, then i pour u a glass of red wine and we talk for 2 mins but my mind is all over you, and i come closer and i look into ur eyes, and i touch ur face and ur lips and ur hips and i start to kiss u slowly on ur lips and ur neck and ur ears and you could feel me breathe so sensual, then i undress ur lovely gown and carry u to the bed and i start to caress and kiss ur body and i kiss ur nipples and then go down on ur navel and then back up again to kiss u so deeply that i can taste the red wine and u give me a light moan saying.. " cici take me",, i slide down and run my fingers on ur throbbing pussy and flick the clitoris a bit and u give a gentle surge forward and part ur legs, i come in contact with ur wet juicy and pink cunt and begin to lick u from top to bottom, top to bottom, top to bottom and i push my face so hard into ur cunt and taste ur juice and i glance at u and see you biting ur lips, and then i start to suck u so hard that u could pop i sucked and sucked...sucked, flicking my tongue up and down, left to right, so slowly and then i increase the tempo, i slip my index finger as well to give u some tightness and u squealed and u moaned...fuck me cici....pls fuck me cici...and my big black dick was so hard and throbbing with veins, and i undressed keeping eye contact with you and i slid into u slowly, u can feel my veins against ur pussy wall, and i pused in my waist so deep, it was so warm and hot u exploded instantly and i slowly pulled it out again and u moaned...oh cici pleaaaase...then i went in again and started with a circular rythm getting all the wetness round my dic and then i went in straight and fucked u slowly and u pulled ur crotch so close to mine and we always met in the middle and i started fucking u hard with ur boobs juggling and down, i run my hands on ur nipple while i fuck u, then i thrust deeply...to the sides..then the other sides and then the middle, u screamedout so loudly then i say whats my name and u say oh fucking cici, fuck me harder...and i said yeah..., i fucked u harder, harder..harder..harder...harder, u say baby i want to cum again and i say oh baby hold it there, am done yet..., i turned u around, doggy style and u arched so beautifully and with ur cute round ass looking at me, u wiggled and said...go for it baby, and i slide int u again, and u gave me the coitus reservation thing and i said..."work it baby", and i started pounding slowly, slowly, then i fucked harder with my finger underneath ur pussy flipping as i fuck,....flipping as i fuck,....flipping as i fuck,...flipping as i fuck,...., u turned around and our eyes met with clean sweat dripping on ur bouncing ass and u screamed "oh cici fuck me, dont let me go...i want u so badly, yeah, right there..fuck me..oh shit oh baby am about to cum...and i said "yeah baby go for it am cumming with u, and i scream baby are u ready?...u said "yeah baby give it to me"...."yeah baby give it to me"....and i moaned, baby where do u want it...all over me baby u moaned back...and then i fucked harder...finger fucking you..as well..harder, harder, harder......babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.......i pulled out and u spun around and closed up to me with eyes full of lust, lips apart and all wet and i screamed, oh take it...i jerked all my cum all over your boobs, face and it was so hot and much that it dripped all over you, u flicked ur tongue all over ur face and gave me that lustfull desire of satsifaction, and said baby....u are the bomb....and i said panting...."no! you are the bomb maker" we collapsed on each others arm and i flicked my fingers through ur hair and kissed ur forehead while u sleep off like baby, my baby of inestimable value....

do u like that, am sure you did.

keep in touch and holla back okay with something nice
cici..xx

I informed him i don't have sex with people who are illiterate on a first date but thank you anyway.

3 comments:

Cass said...

I'm right there with you on the illiteracy; but the other thing that bothered me was how the whole scenario was textbook "Porn 101" - especially the part with the cum shot.

Seriously...what a freakin' tool.

Marianne said...
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Marianne said...

u are the bomb....and i said panting...."no! you are the bomb maker"

thats my favourite part. I'm going to try and use it in everyday conversation.