Friday, 24 July 2009

I'm not a clean freak but...

This is something that has really getting on my tits recently...it's dirty, rude, anti social and makes me so angry i audibly grumble when it happens...no its not Warhammer it's SNEEZING.

"Sneezing?" i hear you say, "what could possibly piss you off about sneezing?" well it isn't the act itself that annoys me it is the pure selfishness and disregard for your fellow man that about 90% of the population seem to possess.

I work in a large, open plan office and to get anywhere you more or less have to walk down the middle of it. We all share a kitchen where we all have access to tea, coffee and milk and this is often left uncovered. Not usually a problem. We share a toilet with another level. Again not normally an issue.

However

The people i work with don't seem to have got to grips with covering their damn mouths when they sneeze. Or cough and yawn for that matters. I saw a girl today yawn 6 times in a row and did not cover her mouth once. I could pretty much see what she had for lunch. She looked like a braying donkey, quite a feat for someone who is actually quite pretty.

Everyday i set there surrounded by peoples disgusting germs being expelled at 100 miles an hour into the air conditioning system ready to be pumped out right where i sit. People cough over computers, telephones, keyboards, they transfer these germs to door handles, the tea bags, spoons and ironically now the fresh fruit i look forward to on a Monday and Friday now has the potential to lose me a week of earnings through sickness. Seriously where were these peoples parents and teachers to tell them that "coughs and sneezes spread diseases" so cover your great, germ ridden mouth with your hand or a hankie (if you enjoyed being bullied in school for carrying one)and save the rest of us.

I never used to be like this and yes this because of the swine flu going around but if i am honest as much as i would love to have a week off, i don't get paid for that. I'm not worried i'm going to die but i do have friends with young children and if i catch this disease and pass it to them it's those imbeciles at works fault. They have had 3 cases of confirmed flu so far and probably countless more that have been put down to a hangover or similar and yet they are still not taking any precautions to not spread it to others.

Yes i am just moaning again but this is really starting to get to me. Maybe i am over reacting but quite frankly i don't see why it has to be so hard, i managed it as a kid and those skills have transferred into adulthood. I'm doing my bit so why can't everyone else.

Grumble

Thursday, 23 July 2009

Internet life

So my internet life has hit a new low, i've been banned from reading a blog written by some male nurse. I left a few comments (nice ones) and now i'm banned. Is it wrong i'm a little pissed off...maybe i need ot get out more.

Goddamn.


Tuesday, 21 July 2009

I cant think of a cool title...

So i feel about 75% better. These moods seem to come and go like the tide and Moodgym is helping loads so on the road back to happy Charles. Brilliant.

It's been a busy few weeks with every weekend booked up until mid August which is fantastic. I love being busy and it means i can actually use the calendar my mother bought me for Christmas. This weekend is George and Jess's BBQ which i think is now being turned into a Warhammer jumble sale. Boys will be boys. It's been lovely seeing the two of them with baby Alex as i don't think i haven't seen them since January!

I had 8 people over for Sunday dinner on Sunday which, i think, was a fantastic success. On the menu was Roast chicken, Ham, roast potatoes, carrots, peas, cauliflower cheese and to finish apple crumble. MMMMMMM. Everyone left full which is wonderful! I am a domestic goddess and i love it!

Mother is coming to visit in 2 weeks which is jolly lovely! We are going for lunch and she is bringing mirrors and books...yes she is vry middle class and so am i :D I haven't seen her since Feb so i am very excited..also there is a chance she might buy me stuff!

Well that's a brief update on my so called life. I am thinking of writing an "article" at some point as i feel people don't really care about me writing about sitting on the sofa scratching my arse. Though if you are then let me know...

Sunday, 19 July 2009

BBQ Fun

Its gone 1am but my god i had to put this up. Night Y'all.


Friday, 17 July 2009

Cue Card Guy

Was fired last night. Karma is my friend.

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Just a regular, everyday, normal guy

Argh in a funk

I'm slipping back into the dark ways (or the infinite jumper as Maz calls it, rather apt). I hate my job, i feel no one there respects me, i'm ignored, over looked and a bit of a laughing stock. However i am well aware that this may just be the paranoia that i usually suffer when im feeling low. I also end up with self esteem shot to pieces as well. Instead of the big night out i was going to organise for my leaving do, i think i shall just slip out the back door and just have a few mates to the pub. Coupled with the fact that the job is the most tedious and unrewarding thing i have ever spent 8 hours a day doing, i almost wish i was back at the pub with Dozer "i couldn't run a pub if they gave me an instruction manual" Dan. Though i actually get paid here...

On the up i did get a call from the NHS office regarding my new job today and everything is going through nicely, just waiting for 2 more references to get back and im sorted! There is a pin hole of light at the end of that long, dank, dark tunnel. Phew.

Oh and cue card guy accused me of being crazy. Wow. Just wow. Cock head.

Sunday, 12 July 2009

Heh

I text the guy from work today and told him he came on too strong but i was happy to try again from the beginning (i'm nice like that). He admitted he was only looking for a shag.

Heh.

Saturday, 11 July 2009

I got hit on at work again.

This guy was inventive. He held up cue cards. First said "what is you name?" then "age?" then "Boyfriend?" then "dinner?". Hmmm. He lives all the way in Cardiff (commutes to work in that shit box job) and seemed ok. I gave him my number and he text me at the pub. After a few replies i stopped replying as it was rude with friends. He carried on texting, then being a bit sleazy, then calling me, then texting some more...suffice to say i will be making it clear i won't be going for a drink with him.


Sigh.

I only work with freak men.

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

I never felt so low

I never felt so low then today in Tescos when i had to ask a lanky teenager to reach me down a box of cereal from the top shelf. (Yahgeddit)


Tuesday, 7 July 2009

I think i'm mellowing dude

By rights i should be screaming, but for some reason i'm pretty Zen. This week i have already got up late, been sent home from work (not because i was naughty before you start getting ideas), fucked about by the NHS admissions (where are you!!!) and hav e massive back ache. Yet i'm just accepting it. How strange. Maybe the pissy bitch is finally dead...or maybe its lying dormant inside me somewhere ready to rear its ugly, ginger head and rip the throat out of the next person who makes a sarcastic comment. Pissy bitch is fun...

I managed to charm my way back into work today when everyone else had been told not to come in by doing some filling for one of the managers. I think i have a little crush on him, though that means nothing as i have the cosmic horn once again and feel like a lady baboon with a big red bottom trying to attract the attention on any male within a 3 mile radius. I am never successful when i am in this sort of mood and usually left horny, tired and a bit weepy. Still, i quite enjoy doing my hip wiggle walk down the aisle at work even if it is only Roddy that notices it. I see him peering over his cubicle at me and raising his eyebrows. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.

Anyway there is something rather nice about being in my PJs and under a duvet by 3pm yesterday and today so even though i have less cash i'm comfy!

Saturday, 4 July 2009

Lame

It's Saturday night and i'm all alone...stupid not liking the same bands as Ben and Marianne.

Friday, 3 July 2009

Celebrety Crush

And not on a man. I am obsessed currently with Florence Welch of Florence and the machine. I have never been one to Gush over celebs and i flinch at the thought of using that word for someone who actually has talent but my god this woman is everything i have ever wanted to be. Humble, beautiful, well dressed, talented and sweet. She has a voice that when i first heard it i actually stopped what i was doing to listen. Her rendition of You got the love originally done by Candi Station brought tears to my eyes at work.

Her songs make me feel joyful yet wretched all at the same time, i've never really felt this way about anyone before, it's a little scary. I suppose i am finally going through what most girls go through with Boybands in their pre teens.

Anyway in other news, i have a new job (technically, i just have to pass thh security checks, lets hope they don't find out where i hid the bodies)working as a ward clerk in the BRI. Exciting! Also did a little shopping today and got some jeans that fit for a tenner, result! I need to start bein g serious about weight loss if i'm ever to start dressing in the way i want so hints, tips and encouragement will be very much appreciated!

Anyway i leave you with a few music videos and pictures of the Goddess herself.