It was suppose to be an epic tale of love and loss...except it's just me bitching about the kitchen being a mess and showing you my hot buns.
Sunday, 12 July 2009
Heh
I text the guy from work today and told him he came on too strong but i was happy to try again from the beginning (i'm nice like that). He admitted he was only looking for a shag.
Ah ha...so he falls in to the 'bastard' category... unless of course you are only looking for a shag as well, in which case he falls in to the 'convenient' category... damn those cue cards would have got me in the sack... who am I kidding, a second glance gets me into the sack!!!
He wasnt tall though so i wasnt too fussed :P nor particularity handsome when it comes to it. And Yes sickboy id have rather he had shown me a shag card rather then waste a £1 of phone bill texting him :P
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Ah ha...so he falls in to the 'bastard' category... unless of course you are only looking for a shag as well, in which case he falls in to the 'convenient' category... damn those cue cards would have got me in the sack... who am I kidding, a second glance gets me into the sack!!!
Sorry you didn't get what you wanted honey
So why didn't he just have a cue card saying 'Shag?' ???????
He wasnt tall though so i wasnt too fussed :P nor particularity handsome when it comes to it. And Yes sickboy id have rather he had shown me a shag card rather then waste a £1 of phone bill texting him :P
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