So i just came back from the date. The guy was an ass hole! He was rude to the women in front of us in the food que, he yelled at the TV in the pub because Jade Goody was on it, he was very rude to the bar staff, he told me he make documentaries that will bring Britain to its knees, he was tired because he was making prank phone calls at 4am (hes 28) and when we were stopped by a charity fund-raiser raising for clic-sargent (hospital houses for dying children) he told them he wouldn't donate because it was "population control". Oh that and he is a massive stoner who doesn't drink and hates people that due, he did not want to talk about his past and he told me he has a swiss bank account due to the fact he was a Financial adviser a few years ago and he now knows how the government invents credit crunches to keep the population down.
After that i thanked him for the Pepsi and said that this wasn't really what i expected and il be going home now. At first he didn't believe me, untill i walked away. I don't think he expected that. My god he was such a letch! Constantly trying to kiss me and hole my hand, spinning retarded lines...
Are there any normal men out there? Seriously?
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Are there any normal men out there? Seriously?
No. This is the answer. Just... no.
Came across your blog through TSR btw, hope you don't mind me commenting (same username on there if you're wondering)
Men are strange creatures.
No i don't mind, thanks for reinforcing the fact that men are fucking mental. Grrrr.
Well, that seems a bit harsh from you both.
I feel you should shoulder some responsibility for not realising the guy was a complete retard when you agreed to go out with him. ;)
Mind you, it could just have been the 'chuggers' that set him off. Those guys are incredibly annoying. They're like TGI fridays staff on acid.
I woul have paid to see his face when you walked off though.
Well i barely knew him, he was someone that i work with who asked me out, he was an arsehole from the first 2 mins of meeting. I know that there ARE men out there who arent crazy i just don't seem to be able to find them. At all. :(
Oh well! This is funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXGbwIkvh38
Not all men are arsehats just the ones you go out with. Harsh perhaps but fair.
But i haven't slept with you Sam...
Bwahahahahahahaha
You've just proved the the point Charlie darling. You haven't slept or even dated me thereby proving that I'm not an arsehole. :0P
*arse hat
I think you two should get closer ;)
Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war! - so to speak
And that mans blog is funnier than yours. He seems intelligent.
Oh shut up
Mr Sickboy seems to know what he's talking about I think you should listen to him more often.
I think you need to fuck off...will sned you that meatball recipe tomorrow as i suck and forgot ha ah
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