On the bus (which was pointless as it was late and i was trying to get home early) and tired. Two boys get on, about 12 and 13 years old. They start play fighting, it gets louder and louder and more and more violent till i turn round and in my best instructor voice yell "Guys, will you just sit down?!"
Silence on the bus. Boys go red. I feel bad. Boys try to move seats but they're aren't any. Finally i apologise and explain that "working 8 hours a day in hospital is tiring and i don't want to sit next to you too acting like dicks"
"what do you do?" they ask.
"i put make up on dead people"
They move and stand at the front.
True story!
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Win.
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