Monday, 19 October 2009

Media rant

I had the misfortune of having waking up to Lady Gaga's groin gyrating and thrusting on my TV screen on Sunday morning and it did not set me up in the best of moods. Now call me a conservative or a prude but how is this ok at 10am on a Sunday? It's soft core porn surely? It seems that music videos can get away with almost anything these days with Gaga and Madonna and Christina in those chaps legs akimbo and gusset poised to consume it's prey, the famous "Call on me" Video, all with women in crazy high-legged leotards bring camel toes into fashion. Did i miss that copy of heat where fanny flaps were this seasons next accessory?

I don't have many a good word to say about female artists such as Avril Levigne (how do you spell it?) or Hayley whats her face from Paramore. However i would much rather my hypothetical children were watching girls wearing t-shirts and jeans singing about boys being stupid and wearing too much eyeliner rather then watching women striding around almost naked, singing about stealing other peoples boyfriends because they are "wrong" (i hear it's because they perform oral on a first date but perhaps the Pussy Cat Dolls have some self respect) and riding disco sticks. I cannot believe for one minute that this is good for a 10 year old girl to be watching? Are mothers serious when they let this sort of thing into their kids lives? I know it isn't all that easy what with radio and sky tv being so easily accessible but come on! MTV is gratuitous soft porn for teenagers these days i swear.

Like i said call me a prude if you wish but i for one am glad i bought myself up on rock music rather then the pop music that passes for family entertainment these days.

Say it with me "LESS MUFF MORE MUSIC!"

Is that man touching her muff?



We have a theory that Madonnas lady garden actually has teeth like Alien...yeah, think about it.



5 comments:

Marianne said...

I think TV producers are to blame rather than the pop acts themselves. I don't think Lady Gaga feels her music and image is for kids, but the people who decide what gets on TV do.

And rock certainly isn't free from being sexually explicit.

Charlie said...

Of course it isn't but i didn't have Steve Tylers groin stretched across my wide-screen that morning...

reikazen said...

Hey just found ur blog its pretty awsome! saw a post of urs on TSR so i added you , good stuff!

anyways whats ur problem with the bird from paramore , shes pretty cool , however you are right it is abit of a joke.

Charlie said...

I just don't like Paramore. I think i would have had more time for them the first time around now they are just like every other pop punk lame band.

Gah

Anonymous said...

No that man isn't touching her muff; hes touching her penis :mmm: